
Hello Pete, can you tell us a little about how the band started?
By accident! I was in a band called Razorblade Smile which played Cardiff and the girl who played drums in the other band, Terrorist Trash Stars, asked for a lift up to Newcastle. We stayed up all night and then hung around all day and it turned out she had changed her name by deed poll to Joey Ramone, which blew my mind. (All this is 100% true, I promise). So that night, Linus were playing and a support band dropped out so me and Joey improvised a set, under the name Cake Polish. We’d only met the night before and had never played music together before stepping on stage, but it came out pretty good, so we decided to continue but under the (slightly) less ridiculous name Milky Wimpshake.
Where did the bands unusual name come from? I read that you like wimpy band names like Talulah Gosh and The Sea Urchins.
By accident, again, actually. My friend Matthew suggested getting a Milky Wimpshake when he meant to say Wimpy Milkshake. I decided to use it for the band name, not realising that 18 years later I’d still be performing under the same name…
You recently played a Which Way Is Up! show in London where you played three new songs (“On Top”, “Chemical Spray” and “Worthless Person”). Can you tell us more about each song and will you be playing them at Indietracks?
We’ll be playing all three. “On Top” is one I wrote after strumming my way through an old Razorcuts song: I took some of the chords, re-arranged them and wrote a lyric in 5 minutes, which is how I usually write songs. “Chemical Spray” is kind of a “Johnny’s in the basement mixing up the medicine…” type of a number, goes down well at gigs. “Worthless Person” was written under the influence of a certain Billy Childish, and it shows, and chronicles the experience of looking up “punk” in the dictionary.
I understand another new track “You Are the Bomb” will be ready in time for the festival?
I hope so! It’s a dance floor kind of a thing, good drums on it.
Can the band be persuaded into playing your cover of Electro Hippies “Don’t Kill Sheep”?
Don’t know yet, I haven’t asked them: it’s a pro-vegetarian song, we did live years and years ago a couple of times, but I’m the only vegetarian in the band so it depends on how the others feel about doing it, really.
With those new songs in mind, will you be putting out any new music soon?
Hope so; I’m in discussion with Sean at Fortuna Pop! on this particular issue.

You also play in another band called Chronicity. How did that come about?
I formed the band in 2005 with my friends Jeff and Sophie. The original idea was to sound like Jackdaw with Crowbar, bIG fLAME, stuff like that. Then another friend Cath joined and we took a different route, more folky. Sophie and Jeff left, W. C. Schrimshaw joined on drums and Phil was shipped on for extra guitar. We still sometimes play with this line-up, maybe I’ll have a different line-up at some point though, it’s just a hobby really.
Whatever happened to Red Monkey?
It became pretty much impossible to continue after the other two members got married and had two kids, because we just couldn’t manage to practice let alone play gigs. It was a good band and, you never know, we might do some music together again one day, maybe; I wouldn’t bank on it, but I wouldn’t absolutely rule it out either.
Out of all the records you have released over the years, is there one you are especially proud of?
Ooh, that’s hard. Probably Bus Route to Your Heart by Milky Wimpshake, because it was thrown together in just two days but people still seem to love it 15 years later. Also Gunpowder, Treason and Plot by Red Monkey, which was our third album, especially the first song “The Jazz Step Forwards” which is a really distinctive bit of music and a genuine group effort which I’ll admit I’m extremely proud of.
You’ve just put out a video for “Cherry Pop” and you’ve said “Milky Wimpshake join the MTV generation! Fuckin’ sellouts!” Who suggested making the video?
Sean of Fortuna Pop! suggested it so I thought “fuck it, I’ll try to do one on the Dale family camcorder”. I’m from that generation where some of your favourite bands, eg. The Smiths, didn’t do videos on principle – until they did! Hence the MTV comment. But I also remember, in the 1980s, that you’d be lucky to even see a photo of the bands you were listening to on John Peel, let alone a video, so I thought “well, people out there probably might be wondering what the Wimps look like” So now you have it, take it or leave it, I really couldn’t give a fuck! Although I’ll admit that it makes me laugh.
You’ll be playing the Nottingham indiepop all-dayer in October. With such a great line-up of Help Stamp Out Loneliness, The Blanche Hudson Weekend and Standard Fare amongst others, who are you looking forward to seeing?
Ste McCabe is really good, and I’m a big fan of Pale Man Made from Newcastle, but I’m sure it’ll be cool stuff all day, I like indiepop! I mean, y’know, I like Mortal Terror and Archie Shepp too, and Galdys Night and the Pips, but I sure do like your indiepop! Yessir!
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